How to Hallway

Katherine R., Writer

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Now, I know that I’ve been trampled more than a few times. Where? The hallway. I know that everyone reading this is looking for an article teaching them how to safely walk in the hallway without getting run over. You may also be wondering how to meet up at the most convenient points, so you can talk with your friends. Sorry, time to admit you have none. BUT, here are some #protips to navigating the hallway.

TIP 1: DON’T RUN PEOPLE OVER

Yes. While this article is about learning how not to get run over, you shouldn’t run other people over. It’ll only make them hate you.  

#PROTIP: Sidestep. Swerve to the side. This will get you through.

TIP 2: Don’t walk into people. Jeez. This one isn’t that hard. And walk straightforward.

TIP 3: Avoid Friends. Be anti-social!

TIP 4: If people are blocking your way, and you have a Case-it binder with a strap, start swinging it around like a freaking mace. THat’ll tell people not to mess with you.

TIP 5: UP THE STAIRS, DOWN THE RAMP. Yes, I know it’s rare that people actually follows this, but if you’re going down the stairs and somebody else is going up them, you’ll run over them (see tip #1). 

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